Monday, 13 June 2011

Rajanikanth Jokes...... It's all about Rajanikanth........ Collection of Rajanikanth Jokes

Hi friends,
I have collected few Rajanikanth Jokes and sharing with you guys for fun... It's all for fun...

-- Fact is: The missing part of Apple in Apple's logo is eaten by Rajanikanth :-P ....
-- Rajanikanth once fought with Superman and the challenge was, the looser has to wear the underwear outside... 

-- If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning

-- Only Rajinikanth can kill the Dead Sea.

-- When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

-- There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

-- .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

-- Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 

-- Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 

-- Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 

-- Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 

-- Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

-- Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 

-- Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. 

-- Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. 

-- Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano. 

-- The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

-- Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

-- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.

-- Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

-- Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

-- Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

-- Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

-- Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

-- Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

-- Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.

-- Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. 

-- Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

-- Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.

-- Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. 

-- Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

-- Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

-- When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult. 

-- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-- The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

-- When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

-- Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

-- Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

-- Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

-- Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way. 

-- Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog. 

-- Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear. 

-- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

-- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.

-- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.

-- Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

-- When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Most funniest joke of Rajanikanth :
You know why you people see "Web page cannot found or HTTP error ..." kind of errors when you try to access any webpage? It's because, Rajanikanth is trying to access it and hence the webserver gone down due to feat... 

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